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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

youth championship was okay for me.
Kimberley said that uncle tonny LOOKS quite happy for my results.
looks can be deceiving. but i'm still quite relieved.

last day had AP up. so we went to eat.
and suddenly it just dropped down as if it lost its tendons.
so we rushed and gobbled our food down like hungry ghosts.
almost had noodle coming out of my nose.
hiahia. just kidding.

went to pulau kusu for learning journey.
there were lots of Kukus and Susus.
we were standing in front of a pond and this retarded tortoise just had to fart and urine at the same time.
it just went 'pppuuutttt' and Anu started squealing like a platypus.

had combined training and a lot of people were threatening my place.
coach hu was telling his sailors how to block our wind.
next time i shall use uhu glue and block his nostrils.
since he likes blocking so much.

i hurt my left arm. and singsiam is this weekend.
i shall sail with my right arm and pretend to be a handicap.

during class we were asked to grab one item on our table and relate it to the rainforest.
Anu grabbed her stapler and inferred:
'Staple your nipples and pull them out.'

Anu, i think i better staple yours first.

trng today is so redundant.
wenqi wanted us to rig up with the thunders roaring above our heads. anyway, i will be the last person to be struck by lightning. after that we are supposed to check each others boats.
and she went: 'now i see who unrig the fastest'
such an interesting training. so exciting eh.

in the toilet i overheard Germaine calling her junior 'BEANY BOOBER'
HIAHIAHIA. then her junior was asking what it meant.
and i told her. (:

AND THIS TRAGIC INCIDENT HAPPENED TODAY.

I GOT STUNG BY A HONEY BEE.
but what to do? i'm just too sweet that the bee wants to come to me.
out of 30+ people in my class.

it was on my hair and i didnt even have a clue what was that unidentified landing object.
so i used my LEFT (again) hand to sweep it.
and TADA!! i got stung.

everybody. this is the most efficent way to be stung.
learn it. its a profound art.

PAIN. my darling Yvonne accompanied me down to the general office.
she's a red crosser and she kept talking about using SODA.

miss veronica told me to squeeze it under running water and so i did.
its like squeezing a stubborn poo that is stuck.
PAIN PAIN.
but, no use. so went back and this man came to help.

he SQUEEZED and SQUEEZED and SQUEEZED.
its like he is the one giving birth and i am bearing the pain.
this is the first time i had my flesh squeezed by somebody this way.
PAIN PAIN PAIN.
finally it came out and applied some cream.
THANK YOU MR SQUEEZER.

yunshu
the chem textbook is even nicer than you. actually i think your shu should be that shu. it fits more. hiahia, no offence. i know. i'm just trying to say i'm really too big for the boat. i'm not concerned about what fav tagger.

huiying
i know you love me. my leg was one red one skin colour know. who caused it huh?

hazelllll
YEAH. (: but we are teaching people the wrong thing. but. its okay. CAUSE WE GET TO SMILE MORE. coming to think of it, i have never seen you sad before.

priya
i'm not concerned about what fav tagger. but i'm happy you are here! hiahia. (: its nobody's fault. nothing here is wrong.

mL
HIAHIAHIA. really? its was more active last time. but since our parents restrict us it sought of died a little. (: wait wait. what 'happening' do you mean? i shall take that as a compliment. Cx

weekee
okie! i'll update the link. YAY! you are such a great resource. i love you!

fred
nobody is at fault. and there is nothing wrong. HEY. why did you take my tiller extention last week? thats my good one okay.

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